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– Cunk attempts to understand Shakespeare's plays.

Britain invented things like the Industrial Revolution, which was when everyone got very excited about coal and stopped playing the lute. It also invented sarcasm, which is like a lie but with eye movements, and queuing, which is like standing still but with passive aggression. Without Britain, the world would have no James Bond, no Bake Off, and no way of apologising for something that wasn’t your fault. Cunk on... Britain Complete Pack

The 20th century was a bit of a downer. Britain fought two world wars, mostly because Germany kept invading places and Britain kept saying, “Right, that’s not very sporting.” In between the wars, there was a depression, which is like being sad but with more empty factories. – Cunk attempts to understand Shakespeare's plays

If you’ve ever found yourself staring at a 12th-century cathedral and thinking, "But what is it for, really?" or wondering if King Henry VIII was the first person to invent the "unfriend" button, then you are ready for Philomena Cunk. Without Britain, the world would have no James

The Romans built roads, walls, and central heating, which was nice of them, but then they left in 410 AD because their own country was falling apart. Imagine moving into a house, doing up the plumbing, and then just walking out because your flatmate in Italy set fire to the kitchen. That’s Rome for you.

Winston Churchill was the prime minister with the big cigars and the bigger speeches. He said things like “We shall fight on the beaches,” which was inspiring, but he also said “Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few,” which is a bit of a mouthful. The important thing is, Britain won, but it was very tired afterwards, like after a big Sunday roast but for six years.