The absurdity lies in the tonal dissonance. The AI treats the subject with the gravity of a Celine Dion power ballad, yet the lyrics are nonsensical. There is no historical record of a “Toni” on the Titanic. The ship sank in the Atlantic, not under a generic “sea” in the way a child’s cartoon might describe it. And yet, resonated.

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“He said jump, I said where? Titanic wasn’t fair. But Titanic Toni goes down, down, down— Under the sea, without a lifeboat crown.”

His body, if recovered, is marked “Unknown Male, No. 234” and buried in Halifax.

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